We are The Parkdale Hookers, an alternative indie rock group based in Toronto, Canada.

We can best be described as AntiGlam. Take all the attributes you are supposed to associate with Rock ‘n Roll: glamour, being cool, being hip, being “in” – and get rid of it. What’s left is us. We’re like a trio of accountants who figured out a way to make Marshall stacks tax deductible and went with it

> Lyrics

Have a Parkdale Hookers Christmas Time (Lyrics)

HAVE A PARKDALE HOOKERS CHRISTMAS TIME
by The Parkdale Hookers

Yes on the news it Christmas time
You’re gonna get the blues, it’s Christmas time
You’re gonna have some fun, it’s Christmas time
You better call your mom, it’s Christmas time [Read the rest...]

> Audio

Download free your Christmas Time favourite: Have A Parkdale Hookers Christmas Time

Download the free MP3 of the long rumored digital remaster of the punk holiday favorite “Have a Parkdale Hookers Christmas Time“! The perfect holiday tune which isn’t too, well, “Christmas-y” if you know what we mean. One reviewer called it “Bing Crosby fronting Motorhead”.

Grab the svelte MP3 file or the full resolution, 16bit CD quality file.

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> Dates

NXNE : 2010 June 18

The Parkdale Hookers have been invited to play NXNE again this year. This will be the 4th year!

We’ll be hitting the stage at 8:00pm sharp – so come on out and get your ya-ya out!

Friday, June 18, 2010  8:00pm

Rancho Relaxo
300 College St.… [ read more -> ]

> Dates

April 24, 2010: London Ontario

Moon Over Marin with I Like Stuff and No Strings Attached… [ read more -> ]

> Dates

June 20, 2009: NXNE 2009

The Black Bull… [ read more -> ]